I'm back from the dead....it's funny how, at 34 years of age, a sinus infection can leave you a shriveled, sniffly mess standing outside of St. Peter's famous gate. Unable even to stay up past sundown to type on a computer.
In addition to the confounded rain and repeated wardrobe changes of spring, allergies rank up there as "worst season ever".
But, once all is well again and the rain subsides for a day or two, spring officially makes its way back into my good graces. Especially now that the magnolias and flowering crabs are in full bloom, tulips encircle nearly every tree and birdnests quietly peep with the first sounds of spring babies.
Which brings me to the topic of my blog du jour...spring animals.
Moving from a subdivision with immature trees, we rarely saw squirrels. As a matter of fact, I could probably count on one hand the number of squirrels I saw while living for five years in my previous home.
Sure, there were birds - robins, red-winged blackbirds, the American goldfinch, Canada geese, mourning doves. And I had feeders in the backyard and the front. (If you are not a birdlover, you'd be amazed at how much mint you can go thru feeding those goldfinches...they can really tuck it away!)
Also, living near the canal, there was an abundance of grassland-dwellers. Rabbits, toads, coyotes, foxes, turtles, frogs, field mice, giant caterpillars...
I would have to say, though, that I was never "approached" by an animal in Channahon. They kept their distance unless I was on the prowl (i.e. cornering a terrified toad in the flower garden so that I could show him to the kids).
Kewanee animals...they are NOT the same. Literally and figuratively speaking.
I've yet to see a goldfinch, but cardinals are all over the place! I haven't see a coyote or a fox, but I've seen an abundance of the previously-elusive squirrels. So much so that we joke we are living on a squirrel farm. (Which fits, as we are all a little nutty here...ba dum dum...*wink*)
Going back to my roots, I'm a nature-lover like my dear ol' dad. I see an animal with a crooked wing, I'm there with the Scotch tape to fix 'er up. An orphaned raccoon?? I'll take him in!
It hasn't come to that around here, though. Most of these animals are keenly self-sufficient (minus some cats who shall remain nameless). I've yet to see one of the 2,000 squirrels living on our block smushed in the road. They can scramble across the road in front of a Buick careening straight at them at 40 MPH like they are running to the end field during the last ten seconds of the Super Bowl with the entire defensive pack knipping at their heels! Cross my heart!
I digress.
My point is, I'm a nature-lover. So, with this new selection of wildlife and the unfamiliar trees, bushes, flowers and, well, habitat surrounding me, I have been doing my research.
One of the things my research has lead me to is an app for my phone called "Wildbird Lab". (It's free.)
It uses the GPS feature on your cell phone to locate where you are and approximate the types of birds you might expect to see in your area. You click on the bird's name and voila! There is a picture, a map detailing their migratory pattern and a sample of their call.
I picked up this handy little app about a month ago. Whenever I see a bird, I push "submit", and it sends my data to the folks at Cornell University, who apparently are tracking bird specie whereabouts. And then it kindly thanks me for "contributing to citizen science". I feel I'm making a difference, even as the battery in my phone burns my hand.
One of the features I especially like is the sample of the birdcalls. I've managed to get the attention of several cardinals, sparrows and blue jays by playing the call. I find it fascinating as they swoop in to see where that lovely bird noise is coming from. (It's also entertaining...)
The other night, I heard a white-breasted nuthatch calling from a few trees down. They have a rather annoying cackle call, but the picture on my app showed a lovely small bird that looked like a miniature blue jay. We had recently switched out our feed for a more nut and berry blend, so I thought I'd give this guy a call.
It worked. Well. Very, very well.
Along comes the confused, and, apparently, very lonely nuthatch. I sighed with happy fascination to see him do a few observation swoops around the front yard and along the porch as my phone cackled back at him.
And then, to my surprise, he actually came on to my screened-in porch.
Now, I'm not at all afraid of birds. The most frightening thing about birds, in my mind, is the possibility of getting pooped on as I dodge for my car. (Hey, Chris has already been a victim this spring of this fowl act...ba dum dum *wink*.)
But this guy, though small in size, has a beak as pointed as a quilting needle! And he was FAST! He was on the porch lickety-split, my phone still cackling away, him bouncing off the screens here and there looking for either an escape or the bird to which he was attracted as I little-girl danced and jumped here and there to avoid his swoops. If common sense had taken hold, I would have gracefully stepped back to the opposite side of the porch. He would have eventually figured out he had been dooped and would have been on his way. But no - I thought it best to stand my ground and watch him struggle for an escape. God forbid if he hurt a wing....who'd rescue him??
After several minutes of our ridiculous game, I managed to prop open the front door to holler "Chris, you gotta see this!!!" (To cry for help would have been a sign of weakness...)
Chris came out on the porch. He's so used to me, God love him. He just stared and said "Wow, sweetie." I really believe that is all he said. Some husbands may have been banging garbage can lids in desperate aid or shouting for another brewski from the sofa. Not my Chris. Maybe it was his calming presence. Maybe it was a shift in the wind. Maybe the nuthatch finally figured out the there wasn't a nuthatch dame waiting to nest with him. But moments later, he lit off the porch thru the door and flew to land in the tree.
Enough excitement? Heavens no....but this time, I was somewhat innocent...
The other day, as I was stepping out to get the mail, I was encountered by a furry critter. He stopped - paws mid-air. I cocked an eyebrow.
Yep, it was a squirrel. On my porch.
Well, without saying a word, all hell broke loose! The deranged squirrel began doing a "Wall of Death" routine along our porch screens, dashing here and there horizontally as I stood and simply watched. I wasn't about to approach the guy. He was clearly "in the know" that he had made a bad choice. I continued to watch as he scrambled this way and that, probably cursing those diabolical screens.
After a good five minutes, he found his way thru a teeny slit in the bottom of one of the screens.
Grateful to be alive, unharmed and free? Not a chance...the little brat climbed into our front tree and started belittling me with screechy squirrel barks, accompanied by vicious tail shivering! The audacity of the little scoundrel!!!!! I swear if I had a squirrel-speak translator it would have been "You wanna piece a me, huh?"
The nuthatch had made my heart race. The squirrel...he probably got my systolic blood pressure up a little bit.
I summed it up to "squirrel drama" and a freak incident. Until today. When it happened again...
Once again, it's a peaceful spring day. I step out onto my front porch to collect the mail (which I'm now considering to be an act of bravery). And again, I'm confronted by a squirrel. Probably the same one, but most assuredly fatter than last time.
Again, he went into full-blown panic mode. Horizontal dashes along the screens. Apparently unable to find or unable to fit thru that teeny screen hole from the last time.
After several mad dashes with me just standing there stupified, he decided to charge me. And I decided to dodge. He came dashing across the green Astroturf, his little squirrel claws digging in deep, and he rounded the corner to the front steps and was away in a flash! Only to reappear in the tree in nanoseconds to start with his squirrel-barking and tail-wagging show.
As I told my co-worker Mickey earlier, he and I shared dialogue this time. I told him that, if he decided to pull this trick on me again, I would be wearing him on my head.
I hope that does the trick.
Otherwise, I'm deleting the bird app and assigning Chris to mail duty.
Have a GREAT night!
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